Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Tales From the Road - The Fuel Scarcity Edition


Good morning people. E ku fuel scarcity ooo. God will help us. Meanwhile, if the success of your business involves ripping off others and causing them to groan, your approach to business is WRONG. If you don't repent, your judgment will start on the second to the Last Day and you go get plenty explanation to give...Dazall!

 

Anyway, I left home this morning by faith. I told myself that if I no see bus, I will jejely protest by "trekking" back to my bed from the sitting room; hehehehe. As usual, God met me on the road as I took the step of faith. I got a ride from someone that lives around and was driving to wherever he was driving to.

We introduced ourselves and I'm sure you know what our discussion was about - fuel scarcity. Of course, he tried to lay the blame on President Jonathan. I told him that GEJ did not originate the subsidy idea, mind you. It was General Obasanjo that started it. He talked about round-tripping and I admitted that the weak regulatory framework makes it possible. Also, it is crazy to expect NNPC to regulate itself. As we got to where I was to alight, we both agreed that General Buhari is not the Messiah that Nigeria needs (neither is it Amadioha, lol). We also agreed that APC is not changing anything but recycling the same people that led us to where we currently are. Me, I'm looking to Jesus to take the wheel because if I act based on what I see, I will move to Gambia. God will help us...

 

As I got to the park to get a bus, I met some guys fighting. No one was calling passengers anywhere. I had a conversation with my legs and moved forward. I wanted to risk the BRT terminal which I had abandoned when I found a reasonable alternative.

 

As I was heading there, I heard someone saying "Obalende, Obalende". I asked him where the bus was and I joined the bus. It was also a LagBus but it wasn't in the regular park. The bus was almost empty but I decided to just sit there and wait. Slowly but surely, passengers started filling the bus. At some point, the man beside me was happy he decided to jettison the long queue at the BRT terminal to join this Obalende bus. I didn't say anything to him (That's how some guys concluded I was "Sister Mary" when I didn't say a word while they were gisting in one bus like that and maybe some other guys thought I was a secret agent when I didn't say a word while they were arguing in a tricycle I boarded...Oh, the power of silence, lol).

 

As the journey progressed and our bus was stopping at each bus stop to pick passengers for "standing", the same guy that was jubilating about his decision to join our bus instead of queueing at the BRT park began to tell nobody in particular about the virtues of the buses at the BRT park. I still can't believe I kept a straight face. Typical Nigerian!

 

I hope Sai Baba realises that the same people that worshipped Christ and sang "Hossana" during His triumphant entry into Jerusalem were the ones that cried to Pilate to "Crucify Him". I can't wait for May 29. We will pray but we will watch also. We will not switch off our brains and trust the politicians to do the right thing.

 

I will remember President Jonathan for his agricultural reforms, the Almajiri schools he built, the signing of the National Content Act, the signing of the Violence Against Persons Act, the revival of the rail system etc. I celebrate him for that phone call to concede defeat; it was a gallant effort on his part. You may not like the man but (un)fortunately, you cannot take his legacies away from him. I will also remember Dame Patience Jonathan and her interesting speeches. So long, President Jonathan, I pray you go on to do greater things. We can have only president at a time but we cannot have too many great men.

 

In other news, I have a question for Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala. If truly, part of the debt being owed by the FG was owed by previous governments, which debt was forgiven in 2007 when President Obasanjo, Dr Okonjo-Iweala and their crew waved "Debt Relief" as part of the achievements of THAT government...Hmmmm

 

My other question is to no one in particular. Where did all the people driving cars that are causing this traffic jam I'm in get fuel?

 

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