15 Ways...

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.



2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.



3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.



4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."



5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.



6. Don't use any punctuation.



7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.



8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.



9. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."



10. Sing along in the elevator.



11 Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.



12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.



13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.



14. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"



15. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!"