Monday, October 26, 2015

Destiny Matters

So, a pastor tells his members to come without make-up, hair extensions, false lashes, acrylic nails, fake noses etc; the way God made them. 
One woman is tisharing us bad thing...she's asking if the pastor REALLY means that the members should come THE WAY GOD MADE THEM...As in with their birthday suits. Erm...
I wonder what pastor will do when one "efiwe" that can sabi to do over-syllabus follows the instructions to the letter...I'll definitely be following up on that story. Maybe that's what will help me get my own house in Banana Island. 
Tales From The Road is loading, as I'm still on the road. Whatever causes the evul traffic jam on 3rd Mainland Bridge is on duty today while Governor Ambode lectures us on depression. No vex, Governor, bhet this traffic jam MAY be one of the unidentified causes of depression in Lagos. I searched Google for how destinies are drained in Lagos; the picture below was the #1 image. (Try it and see if na lie I lie). Governor Ambode, please look into this matter; souls are perishing fa. 

It's another great day to be alive. Welcome to my world. 


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