Real life conversation with LB and LG

Real life conversation with a 6 year old boy (LB).

LB: So you have a Blackberry?

Me: Yes, you've been looking at it since na

LB: If it's a Blackberry, it's supposed to be black. If it's white, it's a Whiteberry.

Me: Huh?

 

So, people, I have a Whiteberry. Okay?

*Smh*

 

Real life conversation with a 9 year old girl (LG).

LG: So, are you in school?

Me: I have a daughter. I am working and to answer your question, I'm not in school (Now that I think of it, I'm still in school ooo)

*Not feeling so fly afterall*

LG to LB: So, you can't call her a girl again.

Me: Huh?

*Smh*

 

I led LG to Christ.